me: *at school*
friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
me: what time did you stay up till?
friend: 11 pm!
me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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